Most likely to star in their own reality show…#20 RHP Robert Hernandez
With his sharp duds and outgoing personality it is hard not to picture Hernandez in front of a camera.  He even gave the front office a taste of his future reality show when he taught us a few a few salsa moves last homestand.

Most likely to break out in song…#7 SS Hak-Ju Lee and #8 OF Jae-Hoon Ha
Known for their stellar rendition of Ruben Studdard’s “Superstar,” Lee and Ha are the karaoke favorites of this year’s squad.  Both guys are big fans of American music and often use their Ipods to learn the lyrics to their favorite songs–and more English.  I think the word “angelic” has even been used to describe their voices.

Most likely to pull off the biggest clubhouse prank…#21 RHP Josh Lansford
Maybe it’s the fact that he is a “vet” so to speak or maybe it’s that Cubs hoodie he always wears (I mean you could hide a lot of prankster stuff in there), but there is no surprise that Lansford would be responsible for pulling off the biggest clubhouse prank.  He’s so stealthy…I haven’t even heard what his “big prank” is.

Most likely to read on the bus…#19 RHP Danny Keefe and #14 2B Logan Watkins
When you walk into the clubhouse, these guys’ lockers look more like library shelves than lockers.  Keefe and Watkins can often be caught reading on the bus or in the clubhouse before the game.  Their favorite books?  Happens to be the same thing–the Harry Potter series.

Most likely to start their own charity…#9 C Matt Williams
Williams has always been drawn to helping those less fortunate and has displayed that sort of attitude several times this year while participating in the Kids Club Baseball Camp and other community events.  If he wasn’t a professional baseball player, Williams has said that he would like to be a youth pastor.

Most likely to offer a pep talk…#24 IF George Matheus
Also coming in second in the “Most likely to talk your ear off” category, it seems that all of Matheus’ chatter is encouraging.  On the field, he combines the right amount of light-heartedness and focus to uplift his teammates.  And as one of the bilingual players on the team, no one misses out on Matheus’ pep talks.

Most likely to learn the steps from a music video…#28 OF DJ Fitzgerald and Pitching Coach David Rosario
Fitzgerald isn’t really a surprise for this title; he constantly has his headphones in before and after games and carries a certain swag that could be busted into some full on dance moves at any minute.  But Coach Rosario?  Most wouldn’t suspect him as a dancer–but–I hear he’s a pretty mean salsa dancer.

Most likely to be caught taking a nap…#27 RHP Dionis Nunez
If there was an award for quietest Hawk, I’m pretty sure Nunez would win that one also…and probably because he would be napping.  Pitchers typically have a lot of time on their hands and the grind of minor league ball can be tough.  I don’t blame the guy for catching Z’s while he can.

Most likely to be lost in la-la land…#8 OF Jae-Hoon Ha
Maybe Ha should consider switching from right field as most of his teammates would describe him as “out in left field.”  The high-energy outfielder often causes quizzical expressions, either from his bunny hops in the batter’s box or his unconventional paths to a fly ball.

Most likely to stare at themselves in the mirror…#43 RHP Jon Nagel and #27 RHP Dionis Nunez
Once again, pitchers have A LOT of time on their hands, and it just so happens that Nagel and Nunez (when he’s not sleeping) spend that time in front of the mirror.  It’s healthy to be conscious of one’s appearance, but, guys, please don’t become Narcissus.  You know how the myth goes…

Most likely to talk your ear off…#6 RHP Tarlandus Mitchell
This title is particularly funny to me because Mitchell was one of the first players I took on an appearance…and it was like pulling teeth to get him to answer my questions.  However, I remember him telling me, “Once I’m out of my shell, I talk a lot.”  Apparently, he’s a man of his word because he still nabbed this award without even being in Boise.

Most likely to get married first…#28 LHP Ryan Sontag
By a unanimous vote, the only married player on the team gets this title.  (Somehow I think they misunderstood my question).  However, Sontag not only holds “Most likely to get married” but should also covet the “Most likely to start a family” title after welcoming his new baby girl Emily in July.

Most likely to laugh at a joke/crack a joke…#30 1B Justin Bour
Whenever you walk into the clubhouse it is easy to spot Bour’s hearty laugh…probably because he is either laughing or making other people laugh all the time.  The good-natured first baseman easily breaks any tension with a little bit of humor…and his cool helmet-spinning trick!